Casting Call - Midget Wanted For Branson Production

I know it's nearing Christmas season and the demand for "little people" is on the rise. Though your presence at Branson City Hall is symbolic of the mental midgetry of Branson's Current Municipal Leadership, the job requires substantially less humiliation than dressing up in an elf costume. Must have bad attitude and slight hint of arrogance. Temp Job: Three days over two week period.

Email with photo, resume and desired salary.