Democratic Elections Cancelled in Branson

Democracy in Branson has been cancelled in Branson as no residents are foolish enough to put a fight against Branson's new hillbilly mafia.

Reminiscent of the Soviet Union under the darkness of Communism voters will have no reason to show up at the polls in April as the current administration lacks contenders during this election. Four seats, three alderman and the Mayoral slot will fill walk into political positions without challengers.

Three days before deadline it appeared someone was foolish enough to challenge an administration who has demonstrated a willingness to flex business affilliations, financial relationships with local press and position with geo-political entities to shut-down any potential challengers to the fiscal policies of our current administration.

A new almost-resident filed at the last minute against Raeanne Presley before being disqualified due to residence requirements.